• Marvin Lewis Got Fat
  • CvE Recipes: Make Award Winning Chocolate Chip Cookies
  • No Whiteouts For Bearcats Football At Nippert In 2017
  • Joey Votto Deserves A Statue Infront Of GABP When All Is Settled
  • Adventure Time: Matt’s Buying A House Like An IDIOT

Marvin Lewis Got Fat

Alright, I didn’t watch the Bengals preseason game opener last Friday because I don’t care for this organization and I don’t really care anymore. So anyways, I did see video of head coach Marvin Lewis and he doesn’t look like the guy that took over helms of the team 14 years ago. He got that BIGGIE, BIGGIE, BIGGIE, BIGGIE, can’t you see? Sheesh, he has put on a few pounds…

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CvE Recipes: Make Award Winning Chocolate Chip Cookies

A few weeks ago we were hacked, well we hacked ourselves. When that happened the website started to auto tweet demo content from the theme we were using. The demo content happened to be a lot of lifestyle and home tips. People responded very well to the turkey thawing blog and the fluffier cookie blog. Said it was our best work ever, which they weren’t wrong about. Those are much…

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No Whiteouts For Bearcats Football At Nippert In 2017

2017 🏈 Crowd Colors (per @Bearcat_T) 8/31 Austin Peay – 🔴⚫️🔴⚫️9/30 Marshall – 🔴🔴🔴🔴10/21 SMU – ⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️11/25 UConn – ⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️ — OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) August 15, 2017 Hallelujah, all praise Lord Fickell. There will apparently be no whiteouts inside historic Nippert Stadium in 2017. Hopefully this means the death of the white helmets, finally. White helmets should have died after the great Sugar Bowl massacre of 2009/2010. Tommy Tuberville loved white…

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Someone Has Marvin Lewis In Their List Of Top NFL Coaches, In the TOP 12!

    I’m dying right now. Some guy from MSN.com listed his top NFL coaches for the 2017 season. We know whose number one so we won’t even mention his name (Bill B.) As I looked through the list something jumped out of me, Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis is number 12 on his list, NUMBER 12!!! Yes, the guy who has been the Bengals head coach for 14…

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What Is “Sold Out” At Nippert Stadium?

What classifies a sell out? That’s a question as old as time. Why did JJ Abrahams remake A New Hope? Where did the pyramids come from? Did LBJ order the hit on JFK so he could be the true entails engrained in American’s brains. No we’re stuck with the question of what constitutes a sellout? Tuesday night FC Cincinnati announced a “sold out” crowd inside historic Nippert Stadium. The sold…

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FC Cincinnati’s Heartbreaking Loss Felt Like The Bengals-Steelers Playoff Game Collapse

Before I start this blog, let’s give up to FC Cincinnati for their amazing run in the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup. They have nothing to be ashamed of. Attending last night’s game was incredible but also heartbreaking at the same time. But through it all, nobody expected them to make it run in the tournament so to be in the final four of it is a big time accomplishment…

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Not Even FC Cincinnati Can Break The Cincinnati Curse

Hello, are you a Cincinnati sports fan? Well you aren’t allowed to have anything nice ever. Not a nice trophy, not a nice memory, not a happy ending. Cinderella isn’t from the Queen City and her sisters aren’t letting her move here any time soon. FC Cincinnati attempted to end the Cincinnati curse Tuesday night in front of a “sold out” crowd inside historic Nippert Stadium. It would have been…

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Cubs Try To Cover Joey Votto With A Shift, He Laughs In Their Faces With A Double

They put 4 players in the outfield and Joey STILL hit a double. He's so good it's not even funny. pic.twitter.com/qiwV6vLKLl — Matt Allaire (@AllaireMatt) August 15, 2017 Joey Votto will not be denied. Sure the Reds lost by 10 last night in Chicago. Forget that for 2 minutes while you read this blog because Votto is doing things no one else is doing. Joe Maddon, a manager that actually…

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