The 2017-2018 NFL schedule is out and the NFL treats this like a national holiday. If you get amped up to see that schedule you were probably inspired by your 8th grade math teacher. It’s out though so let’s take a look at the Bengals 50th season.
Sitting here with Jesse and getting his prediction. Direct the hate tweets at that guy. Let’s get into it.
Week 1 Baltimore
Week 2 Houston Thursday Night
Week 3 at Green Bay
Prediction, loss. Nantz and Romo on the call.
Week 4 at Cleveland
Prediction, loss. Cleveland is going to be better than us. For real.
Week 5 at Buffalo
Prediction, loss. Tyrod gonna run that ass.
Week 6 BYE
Can’t lose if you aren’t playing.
Week 7 at Pittsburgh
Prediction, major L. Also Jesse’s birthday. Big Ben is back. Not retired yet because his dumb brain won’t let him. Likely will be injured.
Week 8 Indianapolis
Prediction, loss. Andrew Luck doesn’t need luck to beat the boys in Orange
Week 9 at Jacksonville
Prediction, loss. Blake Brotles can’t read but he’ll read the Bengals D all damn day.
Week 10 at Tennessee
Prediction, loss. Marcus Mariotta flew to the mainland from Hawaii. That doesn’t mean anything but the Bengals still lose.
Week 11 at Denver
Prediction, loss. They ain’t got a quarterback but they have a defense and we have no offensive line so Andy will die.
Week 12 Cleveland
Prediction, win. Back on track.
Week 13 Steelers
Prediction, loss. Hahahaha
Week 14 Chicago
Prediction, win. Bengals eat giraffes.
Week 15 at Minnesota
Prediction, loss. Much like all those birds flying into the windows the Bengals will be hitting a wall too.
Week 16 Detroit
Prediction, loss. If a Tiger and a Lion fight the king of then sahara wins everytime.
Week 17 at Baltimore
Jesse has them going 3-13 so it’s going to be a great year with more great leadership coaching.