No Coach Could Do What Chris Mack Did Against Villanova

January 11, 2018

Peel back the layers from Xavier basketball’s performance against Villanova. What do you see? The outer layers show, first and foremost show a competitive loss. Then 15 turnovers, and a close twenty-four-point margin of defeat. Keep peeling. Two starters – senior guard J.P. Macura and junior forward Kaiser Gates – combined for 8 points. And more peeling. A freshman Naji Marshall, the usual sixth-man for the Musketeers – played 26 minutes and filled in…

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Even In The Final AP Top 25 UCF Still Got The Shaft

January 9, 2018

When the confetti stopped falling inside Mercedes-Benz Stadium and Dawgs fans stepped off the ledge Monday night the final AP Top 25 poll came out. As expected Alabama finished the season at #1, but not unanimous. Naturally undefeated UCF had to be #2. Oh, Georgia was, ok that makes sense they played in the National Championship game. They have to be #3, well Oklahoma is there. #4 isn’t a bad…

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TV Teddy, Ref Ted Valentine Contemplating Retirement Because Everyone Is Talking About Him

January 7, 2018

TV Teddy is about to call it a career for the most ironic reason ever. People are talking about him too much. “I’m thinking about retiring,”Ted Valentine said. “I’ve had enough of people blowing up stuff. I think I’ve had a stellar career, and I think it’s time to get ready to walk away.” Uh, Ted, YOU MADE IT ABOUT YOURSELF. YOU BLEW THIS UP INTO SOMETHING YOU INSUFFERABLE FOOL….

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No Coach Could Do What Chris Mack Did Saturday Against Providence

January 7, 2018

Peel back the layers of Xavier’s performance against the Providence Friars on Saturday. What do you see? First, you see this was a Big East Conference matchup and only Xavier’s second road conference game of the year. You have to give them the benefit of the doubt on the road. After all, this is the best Big East Conference since 1985. Keep peeling, you see the Friars are 10-6 going…

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Xavier Gets Impressive, Resume Building Win Over Marshall

December 20, 2017

Peel back the layers from Xavier basketball’s exceptional performance against Marshall. What do you see? THEIR MOST IMPRESSIVE WIN OF THE SEASON. The outer layers show, first and foremost a HUGE win. Then 18 turnovers like Cincinnati would commit, and an impressive four-point margin of victory, Keep peeling. Two starters – senior guard and penis enthusiast J.P. Macura and junior forward/second rate Gates family member Kaiser Gates – sidelined due to diagnosed…

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Ohio State Fans Storming The Field Like Idiots After Beating Penn State

October 29, 2017

The Penn State-Ohio State game on Saturday was the best college football game so far in the season. The Nittany Lions came into the game undefeated and ranked number two in the nation. OSU came in at number 6 and with one loss on the season to the Oklahoma Sooners. OSU were 7 point favorites coming into the game. Penn State jumped out to a 14-0 lead five minutes into the…

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Did Xavier’s Trevon Bluiett Get Hurt In Practice?

October 29, 2017

Lot’s of rumors flying around the internet that Xavier’s Trevon Bluiett got injured in practice. No official word from the school in Norwood but there is a lot of speculation. According to the rumor boards, he injured his shoulder and underwent an MRI to determine if there was any structural damage. That’s where the rumors run wild. Depending on which message board you visit it he either has a torn…

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(Blank) Basketball Player Arrested For (Blank)

October 27, 2017

Twitter is currently engulfed in a fire larger than anything California has seen. No one is making it out alive today. Hot take after hot take after a basketball player from a school was rumored to have been arrested. Nothing set in stone but person A was involved in something with person B who did something with person C. All we can report is something happened and police were involved….

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Does UC Football Have A Chance At USF Tonight?

October 14, 2017

  So our Cincinnati Bearcats Football (2-4, 0-2 in AAC) is on the road down in Tampa to take on the undefeated and 18th ranked USF Bulls tonight at 7:30pm on ESPNU. UC has lost three in a row and in that span giving up 42, 38 and 53 points to Navy, Marshall and UCF. What I’m saying here is does this trend continues tonight or does Luke Fickell bunch…

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Thoughts On UC’s Disappointing Loss To Marshall, The Sky Is Not Falling

October 1, 2017

Okay so Saturday night at Nippert Stadium was pretty bad to say the least for the Cincinnati Bearcats Football team. They looked not prepared to play against the Marshall Thundering Herd as they fall to them 38-21. Ugh. UC is now 2-3 on the season and everything that went wrong in the game, did. From opening kickoff to the takeaway and then the giveaway a play later you just knew…

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