Bearcats Fans, Meet Stu Feiner

January 18, 2018

Bearcats fans were introduced to the most electric person on Twitter Tuesday night. Stu Feiner tweeted out a short video of himself praising the Bearcats. Don’t you know Stu? Take a look; SCORING 15 FUCKING POINTS AT THE HALF, THE CINCINNATI BEARCATS REMEMBER HOW TO SCORE IN SECOND HALF AND BURY CENTRAL FLORIDA. COLLEGE BASKETBALL GAME OF THE MONTH WINS, WINS FUCKING WINS. GOD I NEED TO SMOKE A JOINT,…

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No Coach Could Do What Mick Cronin And His Bearcats Did Against UCF

January 16, 2018

Peel back the layers from Cincinnati basketball’s performance against UCF. What do you see? The outer layers show, first and foremost a win. Then only 9 turnovers, and a massive 11 point victory. Keep peeling. The #2 defense in the country versus the #3 defense in the country produced the exact game we all expected. A rock fight in its truest form. A pitchers duel with some excitement sprinkled in sparingly….

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CvE First Weather Center: Winter Weather Driving Tips

If you watch/read the local news they will inevitably talk about driving in the snow. Naturally, their outcome is you will die or at the very least destroy your car because cars weren’t made to drive in snow. Read the manual on a Chevy Cruze sometime. Here’s the thing, driving in the snow isn’t that difficult, you won’t die if you’re responsible and you should absolutely do it. You live…

January 15, 2018
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The Bengals Aren’t In The Super Bowl But There Are Plenty Of Reasons To Watch

January 12, 2018

Once again for the 30th straight year, the Cincinnati Bengals won’t be in the Super Bowl. It’s crazy to think that half of that time has been the Marvin Lewis era. Absurd. Obviously the Bengals aren’t going to Minneapolis, however, two teams are going to Minneapolis giving us plenty of reasons to still watch. Like can the upstart Jaguars take down the Steelers again this season? Will the force Ben…

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Those Kings Basketball Players Can Fit In Perfectly With Xavier Men’s Basketball Team

January 10, 2018

  If you didn’t hear the news, here’s the story: http://www.cincinnativseveryone.com/check-blatantly-racist-youth-basketball-jerseys-cincinnati-suburb/ A boys basketball team has been kicked out of a Cincinnati-area recreational hoops league for wearing uniforms bearing a sexually suggestive team name on the front and racially objectionable names on the back. Four weeks into the Cincinnati Premier Youth Basketball League’s season, parents of players on a team from West Clermont, Ohio, saw that the team from Kings Mills,…

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CvE First Weather Center: VERY IMPORTANT Update On This Weekend’s Snowstorm

January 10, 2018

People have been constantly calling the CvE First Weather Center Hotline (It’s a real thing) wanting to know what the forecast is going to be. Master Meteorologist Jesse Mapati has been on top of this storm from the start. He’s currently calling bullshit on the whole thing. It’s a product of the local news hype machine who gets a kickback from local stores after the shelves are raided. It’s not…

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Check Out These Blatantly Racist Youth Basketball Jerseys In A Cincinnati Suburb

January 9, 2018

A basketball league in a Cincinnati suburb is in hot water over blatantly racists jerseys their 7-12th-grade team were wearing. Cincinnati Premier Youth Basketball kicked the Kings team out of the league after players from the “Wet Dream Team” showed up with racial slurs on the backs of their jerseys. Kids were sporting jerseys with “knee grow” and “coon” on the back of them. Parents from the West Clermont team…

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Reaction to The Bengals Hiring Teryl Austin

January 8, 2018

The Bengals officially announced today that they have hired Teryl Austin as their new defensive coordinator. Now a lot of you may just think that all we do is hate on the Bengals and that we are complete nihilists regarding the organization, but I would much rather right positive articles than negative. However, with the Bengals latest hire its hard to see a light at the end of this long…

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No Coach Could Do What Mick Cronin Did Against SMU

January 8, 2018

Peel back the layers from Cincinnati basketball’s performance against SMU. What do you see? The outer layers show, first and foremost a win. Then only 11 turnovers, and a massive 20 point victory. Keep peeling. Cane Broome finally back from his ankle injury and completely changed the dynamic of the offense. And more peeling. Starter Jarron Cumberland broke out of his slump and scored 14 points in 33 minutes with 4…

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No Coach Could Do What Mick Cronin Did Thursday Night Against Temple

January 5, 2018

Peel back the layers from Cincinnati basketball’s performance against Temple. What do you see? The outer layers show, first and foremost a win. Then 16 turnovers, a two-point margin of victory, Keep peeling. Cane Broome sidelined due to a diagnosed ankle injury. And more peeling. Starter Jarron Cumberland played 36 minutes and scored 0 points for the Bearcats. That’s enough peeling. What you’re left with is No. 19 Cincinnati’s 55-53 win over…

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